Category: Patreon

  • Nightmares and Livescreams

    Dear Insane Children,  Quick reminder we’re starting a YouTube Livestream at 9AM Hong Kong Time (September 13th, 2018). (That’s about 50 minutes from when I’m posting this). You can join us by hitting THIS LINK.  I’ll be playing Little Nightmares while Font Lord reads your suggestions, questions, and super chats. Plus we have new art…

  • Follow the Little White Rabbit

    Dear Insane Children,  Want your very own “White Rabbit Plush + Rutledge Asylum Property Bag” collector set? THIS PROMOTION IS OVER IF YOU MISSED IT – DON’T CRY – YOU CAN STILL GET A RABBIT PLUSH SET JUST VISIT THIS LINK:  The Mysterious Store   ****  ****   ****  ****   ****  ****   ****  ****   ****  ****   ****…

  • Boss Fight!

    Dear Insane Children,  I’ve got an idea for a new boss in Alice: Asylum… “Million Poster Tubes” – he might be a distant cousin to Rick & Morty’s “Million Ants” but that doesn’t make him any less formidable. That’s the thing about growing an awesome Patreon community and running a super successful campaign around the…

  • Power-ups, Power-ups, Everywhere…

    Dear Insane Children, …and not an enemy to kill! It’s my sincere hope that Asylum will feature sections (sections, mind you, not the entire game) where Alice (Dressed in Rage) becomes a sort of two-legged lawnmower in vast fields of her enemies. Seeing a 13-year-old girl vent her frustration and rage in the vivid sanctuary…

  • Chase Your Rabbits

    Dear Insane Children,  Persistence is key. If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Failure is only the opportunity to begin again. Mistakes are proof that you are trying. And on and on… Chase your white rabbit. But as the old Confucian saying goes, “If you chase both rabbits, you catch neither.” (TED talk…

  • The Day After

    Dear Insane Children,  Whew! We hit our Patron Goal, unlocked the Chaos Coin, and finished out the month of August with 2800 (no, wait, 2700)… (uh, wait, 2600) … Let’s just say “more than 2500 Patrons” – hehe. Woo! A few of you commented on the drop in Patron numbers on September 1st. Not to…