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The China Commandments

A friend of mine forwarded me the following list of Commandments for foreigners living in China. For anyone who’s spent time spending on the Mainland these rules will ring true.

Commandment #1
Know what you don’t know – (for many westerners, this is by far the most difficult challenge.). Any similarities between China and “back home” are purely accidental. This is a completely different culture. Do not be fooled by surface similarities or by local people who “seem to get it”. Sources of reliable information are your #1 asset.

Commandment #2
China is still a communist country – and there is absolutely zero chance of that changing any time soon.

Commandment #3
You have to show up to win. You must be physically present and put in the “face time”. There is no “autopilot” in Chinese business. If you feel that you are too busy to learn about China, then you are certainly too busy to be successful here.

Commandment #4
If things worked well here in China, then there would be significantly fewer opportunities for competent westerners. Try not to get too frustrated by the challenges you face.

Commandment #5
Time does not mean money here. Chinese business people do not believe in “opportunity cost”. Even simple negotiations can drag on for a long time. Avoid getting sucked into an endless cycle of meetings that don’t accomplish anything.

Commandment #6
Truth, honesty, good-will and long-term benefit are all culturally-specific concepts. Don’t expect your western standards to carry over here. Win-Win is not standard operating procedure here. Do not fool yourself that your long-term relationship with a local partner means anything.

Commandment #7
Don’t check your brains in at the border. You wouldn’t hand over your company’s money, intellectual property or trademarks to a virtual stranger in Sydney, London or San Francisco and expect to make a windfall. Don’t do it in China. The people that are offering to open doors for you are the same ones that can lock you out. Beware of people who peddle their “powerful friends and great connections”. They can use them to hurt you as well as help you.

Commandment #8
Due Diligence becomes more important when the language and systems are unclear, not less important. Don’t settle for the “least worst” deal or partner. Partners don’t get more honest and relationships don’t improve as the amount of money involved increases.

Commandment #9
China will still be here next year, and in 5 years. Don’t be pressured into signing a contract or making a deal because you are afraid of “missing the boat”. The boat has been here for 4,000+ years.

Commandment #10
Having a sense of humor helps. Having a Plan B helps even more.

Midget = Good

Every good game, movie, or entertainment product should have a high percentage of midgets. Just because. Obviously, Grimm is himself a “man of small stature” – more a dwarf than a midget, but in the same ballpark. “Little” characters like dwarves, midgets, trolls, and gnomes are found throughout fairy tale stories. This “Spear Midget” is a good example:

Spear Midget

This guy appears in one of the Grimm tales simply to help a hero past a tough obstacle. Said hero is later murdered by his brother, negating the midget’s assistance… casinospiele mit echtem geldwinners online casinocasino roulette spiel,online roulette spiel,roulette spielonline casino downloadjack black downloadonline video pokerall slotstop online kasinocasino online downloadkasino im internetcasino kostenlos spielenlotto onlinebeste spiel raumslot maschine online spielenslotmachine spielenmobiles casinobaccarat spielenroulette tipsblack jack online spielencasino downloadcasino online wiesbadenslot machines online spielengratis casino spielenroulette online spielencasino slots download,casino slots,casino slots gamesonline casino softwareamerican slotscasino online testein armiger banditcasino websiteinternet gewinn spielswiss casino bonus codeonline casino gamescasino online shoprealistische online spielbankvideo poker strategieonline baccarat spielecasino poker rouletteonline kasino,online kasino pl,online kasino spielen auf deutschcasino online slotswww casino spieleeve online rig slotsvideo poker onlineonline casino bonus ohne einzahlung,online casino bonus,online casino no deposit bonuscasino online österreichcasino online ohne einzahlungcasino club comcasino online comcasino club poker bonusslot machine spielen but hey. Little People often appear in fairy tales (and fiction/imagination) in order to explain the unexplainable, perform magical tasks, or to help/hinder a hero in a way that requires predictive knowledge. This guy just gives away spears.

Some days I wish a magic midget would appear and give me a spear.

Naked = Evil

When building episodes for Grimm our design team is faced with the constant (and enjoyable) challenge of dreaming up light/dark ideas for everyone and everything Player will encounter in the game. Things like grass, trees, dogs, houses, windmills, and fountains – all must be imagined, then rendered as conceptual images in a light and dark form.

When Grimm runs around the goal is: Make everything dark! And when everything is made dark, the story itself turns dark. Scenes are introduced when Grimm relates the particular story point we’re visiting – for example:

“LRC encounters a Wolf in the deep dark woods. No wonder she’s not afraid. I have cats that look meaner, and more dangerous.”

This is how Grimm sets up the scene where Red Cap meets the Big Bad Wolf for the first time. Player’s goal is then to convert the scene and the setting into their proper dark version.

Sometimes these conversions are obvious, other times they stretch the imagination a bit – and often they are downright hilarious. But then we also get the odd ones:

Naked Man (hearts) Naked Woman

Naked is bad? I don’t agree, but then many (especially in the US) do. I suppose we’re reinforcing the concept by having “darkened” characters that are naked versions of their light selves.

Many have commented on the topic of nudity vs. violence in video games. Why is it OK to gun down armies of terrorists, bad guys, and aliens – but decidedly NOT OK to flash a nipple? Given a choice between real-world streets filled with violence or ones filled with nipples – I prefer the latter (it’s called Bangkok, btw).

Images like the one above are interesting because they’re likely to test the boundaries of “acceptable”. Were the image a concept for a children’s toy, would it generate ire amongst the conservative nipple police? Being a concept image for a video game, I suspect the tolerance for nipple-action is much lower. Note: The female character is stripped of her nippletastic badges of honor – but I’m sure she’ll still do psychic damage on the overly sensitive.

If the next GTA featured a photo-real naked Barbie doll would it be tagged as pr0n and pulled from store shelves? Likely.

Then again, give Ken a ‘gat and he simply transfers to the “action toy” section.

This site may harm…

For a while now my site’s search result on Google (and in the new Firefox Beta) have been plagued by the nefarious “This site may harm your computer” warning. This message is attached to any website Google or StopBadWare.org believe is hosting malware, badware, or is breaking Google’s terms of use.

My initial (useless) response to this knowledge was indignation. “How could my site be infected? It’s well groomed, fed, and practices safe sex!” Still, I searched the site’s code, did a few updates, changed some passwords, and assured myself the site was clean. I informed Google as such – but my pleas were ignored. Feh.

Next I requested “review” from StopBadWare – and received a note informing me of certain evil residing on “/page/2” of my blog. Sigh. But this bit of information was helpful – more precise than the generic “your site = bad” delivered by Google. With that knowledge in hand, I searched again – this time focusing on the posts and comments contained on that page – not the WordPress code itself.

And voila! I found the evil, and it looks something like this:

badware

That image still contains the actual IP address and web address from the original code. I’d NOT suggest punching those into your browser.

If you too have been hit by the “This site may harm…” message – then here’s how I solved my problem:

1. Send a request for review to stopbadware.org – they should reply with details on where and what to look for.

If you suspect you’ve been hit with the same code I was then:

2. Use the search function of WordPress to look for “wp-stats” or “Traffic Statistics”.

3. Edit the offending post’s code, and remove the chunk related to “Traffic Statistics”.

I hope that while my site was infected it didn’t pass anything along to my readers. I’ll do my best to keep an eye on this stuff from now on.

Grimm Preview @ GameTap

Doug Perry over at GameTap has posted a nice write-up on the Grimm preview we were giving at GDC:

The mix of story-telling and interactivity in Grimm is bold. McGee is creating a 24-episode series focused on the world’s best-known fairy tales, including Little Red Riding Hood, Cinderella, Jack and the Beanstalk, The Pied Piper, Godfather Death, and Pinocchio to name a few. Each episode is 30 minutes, is downloadable, and usually focuses on one fairy tale (though some episodes will comprise two or three shorter stories). Each also opens with the contemporary perspective of the fairy tale, displayed in a puppet show of minimally adorned characters, narrated by “Grimm,” a rough and wonderfully despicable character. It closes with a version that’s closer to the original version of said tale, but with McGee’s touch.

Worth checking out if you’re interested in more details about the content, concepts, and game play coming in Grimm.  Check it out here.