Dear Insane Children,
You have only until May 31st to take advantage of this offer. Is it still May 31st where you are? You can still qualify. Act now!
A reminder that we’ll ship a uniquely numbered Asylum Patient Tag to every Patron at $15 (or above) for the month of May. A couple of notes on this offer:
- Pledge $15 (or more) for May and you’ll automatically receive a tag.
- May is this month. We are in May. You need to PLEDGE NOW.
- Patreon charges are like a utility bill. You pay for May in June.
Still confused? Follow these instructions:
Step 1: Set your Tier to $15, $35, or $75 RIGHT NOW! DO IT! NOW!
Step 2: Wait until June 15th.
Step 3: Is it after June 15th? That’s it. Adjust or remove your pledge/tier.
Step 4: Carry on. Your tag will arrive in the mail soon-ish.
A couple of FAQs:
Q: Can I have my name on my tag? A: No, this would murder Font Lord.
Q: Can I have a specific number? A: No, this would cause American to hari-kari.
Q: I have allergies to… A: Paint the metal with clear enamel (finger nail polish).
Q: Will this be available outside of Patreon? A: No. This is a Patreon exclusive.
Q: What’s my tracking number?! A: We don’t start shipping until late June 2019.
Q: How long for delivery? A: 20~35 business days to most places in the world.
Q: Do you deliver to XYZ Country? A: Yes, we delivery everywhere in the world!
Q: How much is shipping? A: FREE – but you are responsible for VAT and any/all additional charges.
You have only ONE WEEK left to take advantage of this offer.
From Shanghai with Insanity,
-American