Dear Insane Children,
The Chaos Coin Set offer ENDS on August 31st, 2018. Don’t miss out!
Here’s how to take advantage of this limited time offer before it’s too late:
1) Set your Patreon Pledge to $35 (or more)
2) Leave your pledge there until September 17th, 2018
That’s it! And for that you will receive the following…
The Chaos Coin Set will be expressed mailed anywhere in the world (for FREE). Plus you’ll get an in-game coin upon which you can inscribe a name and message. We’ll collect shipping and inscription details in September!
Don’t miss out or you’ll look like Alice in her Rage Dress. Seriously.
From Shanghai with (Spam) Rage,
-American
PS: Apologies to all of you Insane Children having to suffer through all this marketing spam. I just don’t want people to miss out for not seeing the messages. All of this is almost over 😛
PPS: I actually ate (Japanese) Spam for breakfast this morning. Spam in, spam out. Yay!