Formula for Success

Someone recently forwarded me a study which illustrates so-called “consumer preferences” for game genres. Data was generated by asking consumers what existing genres they prefer to play – with expected results. What’s interesting to me is that many of the genre choices could only have appeared on the selection list in recent years: extreme sports, music games (aka Rock Band), and brain training – to name a few.

As such, this list can only really predict what consumers want based on what they already know. And if publishers only take bets on (fund) ideas that fit these existing categories, then innovation is automatically stifled. Still, if the list indicates what publishers consider to be safe bets, then one should be able to use it to generate an idea no publisher could pass on. Hence this idea, which combines elements of the “top 10” genre categories:

A snowboarding galaxy marine styled after Shelock Holmes does a triple reverse 720, inadvertently creating a space-time portal to a mysterious alter-universe of dragons and wizards. There he uncovers Sith Lords converting local peasants into zombie supermen – brain hungry kill-machines who, unlike their normal cousins, are impossible to destroy. With only his wits and his trusty Swiss Army sword-snowboard-chainsaw-machinegun standing between him and destruction of the entire universe, can Carver McSleigh save the day? Find out when you play “Meet Carver”.

I’m expecting a full-blown publisher feeding frenzy. If you’re interested in funding this please contact me directly.

Pity the “Other” Wonderland

Saw mention of another Alice game going into production – here’s a link to the story at “Wii Land

The article opines:

“At first we were very excited to learn about an upcoming video game adaptation of Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland film. But then, our hearts quickly sank when we realized that the game will have nothing in common with American McGee’s amazing and gothic Alice PC game.”

Hey Wii Land people – don’t be sad. Have you not heard the good news? We’re making another “amazing and gothic” Alice game! Sadly, it won’t come to Wii. Unless someone wants to get us a WiiHD with a compatible version of UE3… hint, hint.

Shanghai Eclipse 2009

Eclipse Shanghai 2009

Eclipse Over Shanghai 2009

Today was amazing. There was a full solar eclipse over Shanghai.

Despite the fact it was cloudy and raining, we still felt humbled by the complete darkness that descended over the city. I have to admit, I thought it would get “kinda dark” – but when it went “midnight” dark I was really blown away. Everyone in the crowd around me suddenly went very quiet. It’s easy to see why eclipses would have been such massive events in times before people understood them. Even now, I could feel some ancient “oh shit, what’s happening” instinct kicking in.

One good thing about the clouds: A few million less Chinese people will suffer eye damage from staring at the sun. In a country where people use their fingers as “welding masks”, the weather gods brought a blessing today.

Why is this stuff even debated?

Report: Domestic surveillance program relied on flawed analysis

It used to be that a semi-literate high school kid could tell you certain “inalienable rights” enjoyed by Americans included privacy alongside things like freedom of speech and right to a speedy and fair trial (both also dead). This kid might even know that “inalienable” means “incapable of being surrendered or transferred” – but at the least he’d know these were things we were promised as a function of our national identity. Why then does CNN report on the destruction of privacy as, “The highly controversial no-warrant surveillance program”??? Shouldn’t “highly controversial” be simply stated as illegal? Why the euphemisms? What a sad joke.

It’s no wonder that a high school kid today would know nothing of his rights as an American.

Jerks. The kid too.